Why I love the Oscars

The Oscars save me the trouble of seeing a bunch of self-righteous, viagra generic cure self-indulgent crap every year.

I just wait to see what’s nominated and then I avoid those pictures like the plague.

With the following possible exceptions:

Anything up for a technical/special effects award.

Sometimes the animated stuff is decent (unless it’s foreign).

Add comment February 23rd, 2006