Dam it
That’s not a typo. I’m getting ice dams on my roof again. I hate those damn dams.Add comment January 17th, 2024
I’m way too exhausted to post anything tonight…
Which is why you’re totally not reading this right now.
Add comment January 16th, 2024
If the guys shooting missiles at ships in the Red Sea fired at a tanker named the Horton…
…would the Horton hear a Houthi?
Add comment January 15th, 2024
I went shopping for a new mattress yesterday.
I don’t think the sales guy liked me lying down on his job
Add comment January 14th, 2024
It’s a good thing that it’s too cold outside to need the air conditioner
Because it’s currently buried under two feet of snow.
Add comment January 14th, 2024
People say old age just creeps up on you.
Then how come it’s chasing after me like I just stole it’s purse?
Add comment January 11th, 2024
Now that there is finally some snow on the ground…
…my Frosty the Glowman actually looks like he belongs.
Add comment January 10th, 2024
It snowed today
Slid down my driveway in my chair like I was on a toboggan run.
Winter in a wheelchair is a slippery proposition.
Add comment January 9th, 2024
I want to know what brand of case was on the iPhone that fell from an airplane.
I could use a good case.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/08/apple_iphone_16000_drop/
Add comment January 8th, 2024