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The secrets of what makes James Bond so irresistible to women have been unravelled by scientists.

According to this story scientists have figured out why James Bond is so successful with women.

Of course, viagra generic illness I already knew his secret.

He’s FICTIONAL!

Bloody scientists.

Add comment June 19th, 2008

The sound you hear is liberals all over America having a melt down.

Sen. John McCain called Wednesday for the construction of 45 new nuclear reactors by 2030.

5 comments June 18th, 2008

If you ever doubted that speeding tickets…

…were more about generating revenue for the ticketing entity than they are about safety, buy cialis healing this story about how cops in Georgia are adding a $12 surcharge to every speeding ticket they issue to help pay for gas should clear things up for you.

1 comment June 18th, 2008

Really?

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I already do this and I haven’t lost any weight.

(Of course, I also eat big lunches and dinners heavy in carbs.)

2 comments June 18th, 2008

I just want to point out to everyone who’s desperate for a rail system in Milwaukee….

One day, cialis sale advice it too, viagra generic won’t be brand-new anymore.

“It’s not brand-new anymore,” said Metro board member Peter Benjamin, a former longtime Metro planner and executive. “We need to be replacing track, we need to be replacing power and propulsion systems in the trains, and we’re reaching a point where we have to replace our oldest cars.

“We’re already in the middle of doing all these things, including escalators and station platforms, but the investment is enormous,” he said.

Add comment June 16th, 2008

Happy Father’s Day!

Of course, discount viagra sildenafil if you’re already a father…a real father…you didn’t need a holiday to make you happy.

Add comment June 15th, 2008

How much of a lowlife do you have to be…

..before you think pretending to be a FEMA agent so that you can steal from disaster victims is a good idea?

Fond du Lac County residents are reporting that people falsely identifying themselves as Federal Emergency Management Agency officials are asking to inspect homes.

FEMA officials said today there are no teams in the Fond du Lac area. FEMA inspection teams carry photo ID, viagra sale stuff and residents are urged to always ask to see this ID before allowing someone to inspect a home. FEMA also doesn’t charge money to inspect a home.

To find out if FEMA teams are in an area, residents may contact their County Emergency Management Office.

1 comment June 14th, 2008

Tim Russert host of Meet the Press…

and fellow escapee from Buffalo, buy viagra ambulance N.Y. is dead.

Hope the interview with God goes well, cialis usa capsule Tim.

Add comment June 13th, 2008

In the old days, I would have said this headline…

Women will compete for Miss Wisconsin crown

…was redundant.

Of course, viagra sales no rx in an era of transgender bathrooms things are different.

(And sometimes they’re removed entirely.)

Hat tip to the Daily Scoff

Add comment June 13th, 2008

Will American soldiers be less likely to try to take prisoners…

…now that the Supreme Court has decided that people who are trying to kill our troops have the same rights as the American’s they’re trying to kill?

I suspect that “finishing the job” in combat will hold more appeal for some troops than the idea of lawyers and judges back in the states deciding that a terrorist should go free because the soldiers didn’t maintain a proper chain of evidence on the battlefield.

(I’m definitely not advocating killing prisoners, viagra generic cialis but I wouldn’t be surprised if our soldiers worked a little harder to “neutralize” the enemy now during battle rather than risk capturing them and being forced to act like a cop instead of a combatant.)

6 comments June 12th, 2008

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