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MillerCoors HQ WON’T be in Milwaukee…or Denver for that matter

According to this story in The Milwaukee Business Journal:

The Dallas area and Chicago appear to be the finalists for the headquarters of the MillerCoors joint venture, viagra physician with a final decision expected to be announced by the end of the month, cialis canada according to sources familiar with the search.

I wish I could say I was surprised, but considering that TWO Miller employees have been killed in Milwaukee in less than three months I think anyone wanting to keep the headquarters here would have to have their head examined.

2 comments July 10th, 2008

I wish I had thought of this

U.S. Ice Cubes Melting At Alarming Rate

Add comment July 7th, 2008

Maybe toll roads in Wisconsin aren’t such a bad idea.

On my way back from Minneapolis, buy viagra nurse today, discount viagra I noticed that three out of four cars on the road were from Illinois.

(I also noticed that the folks in the non-Illinois cars seemed to be swearing a lot and making strange gestures at our friends from the south.)

Add comment July 6th, 2008

It’s just this sort of Germanic “tolerance”…

… that gave us Hitler in the first place:


A man tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin’s Madame Tussauds museum on Saturday,
viagra generic viagra police said.

Just minutes after the museum opened, discount cialis cure the 41-year-old German man pushed aside two security men guarding the exhibit.

“Then he went over to the figure and ripped off the head,” a police spokesman said.

1 comment July 5th, 2008

One of the reasons Americans are unhappy…

…despite the fact that most are pretty well off…

… is that the media keeps writing stories about how unhappy everyone is (or should be).

3 comments July 5th, 2008

On the 4th of July…

…in an editorial critical of Barack Obama’s supposed moves toward the center, viagra generic shop the New York Time’s actually published this sentence:

We knew he ascribed to the anti-gun-control groups’ misreading of the Constitution as implying an individual right to bear arms.

Misreading?

First of all, order the Supreme Court just declared that the only people “misreading” the Second Amendment are the ones who believe it does not guarantee an INDIVIDUAL right to keep and bear arms.

Second, how does the New York Times think the people who founded this country won their revolution?

With harshly worded editorials?

Nope.

They won it with the personal guns they kept for hunting and self-defense.

Americans believed in the right to keep and bear arms even before they were Americans.

And as I watch the red, white and blue bursting rockets outside my window tonight, I can’t help but remember that every firework is fueled by gun powder…and so was freedom that those fireworks are being set off to celebrate.

2 comments July 4th, 2008

From the 13th floor of my hotel room…

…I can see about 50 different fireworks displays around Minneapolis.

Happy 4th, cialis generic view everyone!

Add comment July 4th, 2008

Do the math

What does this say about the size of the average American?

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We were behind a car driving erratically…

…and displaying a “Jesus is my Co-pilot” bumper sticker when the love of my life said, viagra usa help “that’s so appropriate…Jesus was always riding with an ass.”

1 comment July 3rd, 2008

Elliot “Hussein” Stearns?

“I am sick of Republicans pronouncing Barack Obama’s name like it was some sort of cuss word, viagra canada cialis sale ” Mr. Strabone wrote in a manifesto titled “We Are All Hussein” that he posted on his own blog and on dailykos.com.

So like the residents of Billings, ambulance Mont., who reacted to a series of anti-Semitic incidents in 1993 with a townwide display of menorahs in their front windows, these supporters are brandishing the name themselves.

“My name is such a vanilla, white-girl American name,” said Ashley Holmes of Indianapolis, who changed her name online “to show how little meaning ‘Hussein’ really has.”

The movement is hardly a mass one, and it has taken place mostly online, the digital equivalent of wearing a button with a clever, attention-getting message. A search revealed hundreds of participants across the country, along with a YouTube video and bumper stickers promoting the idea. Legally changing names is too much hassle, participants say, so they use “Hussein” on Facebook and in blog posts and comments on sites like nytimes.com, dailykos.com and mybarackobama.com, the campaign’s networking site.

I think this “movement” should have been named “We Are All Insane”.

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