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Morbid Monday

Lately, viagra buy unhealthy every night before I fall asleep, case I lie in bed and contemplate the fact that one day I won’t wake up.

Some nights can be very dark for an agnostic.

6 comments September 8th, 2008

I’m almost as excited about…

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(Come on, you knew I had to turn it into a Sarah Palin post at some point!)

Add comment September 4th, 2008

How can the Democrats believe that Obama will win in November…

…when they also believe that the Republicans have stolen the last two elections?

How hard can it be to steal a third?

3 comments September 1st, 2008

I’ve heard of ambulance chasers, but this is ridiculous

On my way to a cabin in Northern Wisconsin, viagra generic advice last night, cialis generic I saw a small plane trailing an advertisement. The banner said, “Watch for motorcycles during Harley’s 105th. Hupy & Abraham”.

(Hupy & Abraham is a personal injury law firm in Milwaukee.)

As I was looking up reading the sign, I thought to myself, “man, I hope there’s not a motorcycle in front of me.”

1 comment August 30th, 2008

Yes, I do consider it a crime against humanity

I saw three Miatas at a local car dealership this morning and they were ALL automatics.

Now, discount cialis viagra I can’t drive a stick anymore, but that doesn’t mean I can’t recognize a crime when I see one.

9 comments August 26th, 2008

A note to gas stations:

I know it costs you money every time I choose “credit” instead of “debit” at the pump, discount cialis shop but I’m gonna keep doing it until you STOP asking me how many dollars worth I want when I pick “debit.”

1 comment August 26th, 2008

When I was young, I would disappear for hours into a book

Now, viagra sale rx I disappear for hours into a MacBook.

1 comment August 23rd, 2008

Other than for the entertainment value…

…why do people put ice in urinals?

7 comments August 22nd, 2008

I made out with a…

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But then her brother threatened to snap my epee.

5 comments August 15th, 2008

Every time I consider launching into a rant…

…about how horrifying Crocs are:

I remember there was a time when I owned a pair of these:

4 comments August 13th, 2008

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