It IS a merry Christmas

I got Fallout 3 and Gears of War 2.

My stocking was stuffed, sildenafil decease indeed.

Hope you got some fun goodies, generic viagra sovaldi too!

Merry Christmas!

4 comments December 25th, 2008

It’s a Christmas Eve Miracle!

I’m going to church, buy viagra malady today.

I hope I don’t burst into flame when I roll across the threshold.

Again.

1 comment December 24th, 2008

Take three and a half minutes to watch the best version of the 12 Days of Christmas, ever.

Watch the whole thing or you’ll regret it!

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2 comments December 15th, 2008

A guy I went to college with was nominated for an Oscar…

…for best original screenplay for Finding Nemo.

Makes me wonder what the hell I’ve been doing with my time?

Hmmm, best cialis shop I wonder if there’s an Oscar category for best original blog?

3 comments December 14th, 2008

Tis’ the season to go pogeying

Don’t know what pogeying is?

You’re not alone.

Even a Google search only turned up a single good reference to it.

Pogeying is what kids who grew up near Buffalo, best viagra decease NY, best viagra in the late 70s early 80s did to keep themselves entertained during the never-ending snowstorms.

Pogeying was simple. You’d wait for a day like, today in Milwaukee: continuously falling, heavy, slushy snow.

Then you and your fellow reprobates would find a car struggling to make its way down a snow- and ice-coated street, creep up behind it at a stop sign, crouch down and grab its rear bumper (this was back in the day when cars still had real bumpers).

When the car started, you and your friends would be pulled behind it like water skiers (sans the skis…and the water).

Sometimes so many kids would grab onto the back of a car that the vehicle literally couldn’t move.

School busses were always a favorite target for pogeying. Although, for some reason, no one ever tried it behind a snowplow.

Nowadays, two things surprise me about pogeying:

1. That any of us survived to talk about pogeying.
2. And that no one I’ve ever met outside of Western New York knows what the hell pogeying is or would ever think of doing something so crazy in the first place.

16 comments December 9th, 2008

I’m a hypocrite…

…let me count the ways:

1. I call myself a libertarian, cialis canada pharm but I think drug laws, tadalafil clinic free public education, and smoking bans are all good ideas.
2. I believe people have the right to keep and bear arms, but if I ever had a child living under my roof I wouldn’t keep a gun in my house. (I would rather confront an intruder without the benefit of being armed than come home and find a child lying dead by a gun that I owned.)
3. I’m an agnostic, but I look for God every single day.
4. I despise Affirmative Action and think we should all strive to be as colorblind as possible, but I’m still proud that a black man is going to be President of the United States.
5. I think people should be responsible for themselves and their families, but I contribute to charities and put money in every Salvation Army kettle I can find.

(I can’t think of anymore at the moment, but I’m sure you guys can think of plenty and I reserve the right to add to this list in the future.)

9 comments December 8th, 2008

Decorating the tree

And watching The Santa Clause.

Hope you’re enjoying your day as much.

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And now, for something completely sappy

This was my friend Michael‘s gift to his wife on their one-year anniversary:

Sweet One

Sweet
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Darling, daring, wondrous wife.
Joined forever by enthusiastic vows
Fashioned in fall beneath golden canopies.
My heart and yours delightfully mated like
Apples and caramel from a roadside stand or
Maybe like lips locked in delicious Door County kisses.
Just one year ago, we were beginning to begin while
Jack-O’-Lanterns lit our first stumbling steps. Now, I wait with breathless
Anticipation as one jubilant Anniversary tumbles tenderly towards one hundred and one.

6 comments December 6th, 2008

I can’t think of anything to write about…

…with five more inches of snow crouched in my driveway waiting for me to come out and do battle.

It really is quite unnerving.

2 comments December 6th, 2008

I sometimes say:

“I could care less” when I really mean “I couldn’t care less.”

5 comments December 5th, 2008