I’m so gonna put a secret passageway behind my bookshelf…
…assuming these guys will equip it with a wheelchair ramp.
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…assuming these guys will equip it with a wheelchair ramp.
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We’ve already talked about the famous people we have met.
What
For me it’s easy:
The first President
My favorite living author
And
(I realized something funny while making this list. I have no interest in meeting someone because they are famous. Almost everyone on my list is someone I want to thank.)
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I’ve been out drinking with the guys from
Had a bull session with
Ridden in a limo with
Was at a TV commercial shoot with
And scared the heck out of
How ’bout you?
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The famous short story Flowers for Algernon is about Charlie, discount cialis ambulance a young man with an IQ of 68 who becomes a genius after an experimental operation.
At the height of his powers, site Charlie realizes that the effect is only temporary. And soon his mental state declines again to the level of a child.
In my 20s, I was proud of myself for recognizing that the story is a metaphor for how knowledge drove Adam from Eden.
I was in my late 30s before I realized that Flowers for Algernon is really the story of all of us.
We begin as children…
…achieve the full flowering of our talents as adults…
…and then have it slowly slip away until we’re no more than children again.
You know, I’ve really started to hate that story.
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I use my blogroll as my personal reading list. Because of that, generic viagra online I’m quick to put people on and quick to pull them off.
If you end up off, treat it’s not an insult.
My reading habits may have changed, or you may not have posted in quite a while.
Of course, if you take me off yours…
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Even before the chair, cialis sales healing I was the world’s worst
True story:
I was lining up to hit the ball when a golf cart stopped on the path next to me.
“Hey there, clinic ” the friendly driver said. “Do you realize that’s the women’s tee you’re about to hit from?”
“Yes,” I said between clenched teeth. “Do you realize this is my second shot?”
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I always wanted to write a book from the first-person perspective…
…where the main character was killed in the first chapter…
…and the rest of the book was filled with blank white pages.
But I could never decide if it was thought-provoking…or just really, cialis sale salve really stupid.
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I believe I’ll never get a chance to do “
So, cialis usa treat I believe I’ll just go ahead and do it right here.
I believe in
I believe in self-reliance. I believe in lending a hand. And I believe there is no contradiction between the two.
I believe in rear wheel drive, manual transmissions, and convertable tops.
I believe the
I believe I’ve found the love of my life.
I believe in dogs from the animal shelter.
I believe
I believe its more important to love someone than it is to be loved.
I believe in
I believe in wood-burning fireplaces.
I believe in the right to keep and bear arms.
I believe it’s not butter*.
I believe in action movies.
I believe 90% of everything is BS. And the other 10% is questionable.
I believe in
I believe fetuses are human beings.
I believe I saw a
I believe in Door County.
I believe a good education is the key.
I believe I’m done…
…for now.
What I can’t believe is that anyone took the time to read this whole thing.
* Stolen from Patty Larkin’s song Don’t.
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I’d barely recovered from my last religious wrestling match with
I wonder if someone has been slipping something into the holy water at these guys’ churches?
That’s the only thing I can think of that might have inspired such parochial pablum.
For the record, viagra usa stuff I’m not an
I’m an
But I think that still qualifies me to debunk Dale.
Dale challenges atheists to “…embrace the world as you say it is: a purely physical and random place where goodness and evil don’t really exist…”
First news flash: Christians don’t own good and evil. Look up
Just because I don’t believe in the guy with the pitchfork and the horns doesn’t mean I can’t believe in good and evil.
Dale goes on the to say, “What I meant to say is that God is the basis for good and evil, and once you reject him and his rules, you’re left with nothing but self-serving and self-preservation.”
Or you’re left with the opportunity to determine your own purpose in life rather than finding your life’s meaning in a book that sits on the exact same library shelf as:
And
(Be careful which one you pick up, by the way. I’d hate for you to get confused about which is Gospel and which is garbage.)
Then Dale asserts, “For them, life should be merely an exercise in seeking personal pleasure, procreating and then dying.”
Thank you for the suggestions, Dale, but I think I’ll do my own thing if you don’t mind.
The whole problem here is that Dale would find life meaningless and immoral without
(That’s right Dale 77% of the people on the planet do NOT believe in Jesus and they somehow manage to make it through their day.)
Rick is much less contentious than Dale manages to sound, so the only thing I want to point out to him is the danger of tossing out a statement like:
I’m sorry, but I’d be willing to bet that religious fanaticism has led to far more slaughter than utilitarianism could ever dream of.
Just off the top of my head I can name:
The
the
Oliver Cromwell
The Troubles in Ireland
Today’s
And most cases of “
No offense guys, but before you decide to devalue everyone who doesn’t share your exact view of the Universe, you might want to reread Jesus’s advice about throwing stones.
For the record, I applaud (and envy) anyone with a settled belief structure. But just because I respect your beliefs, doesn’t mean I’m going to give you a free shot at me because you don’t respect mine.
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I’m still upset that the
And where’s Rosie from The Jetsons?
The Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz made it, viagra generic and but not the Robot?
That just does not compute.
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