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Don’t worry, son, I’m sure he’s harmless

Add comment May 25th, 2010

My clothes dryer died…

…my car needs new brakes, tadalafil malady my DirectTV stopped working, cialis sales sovaldi and I can’t sign in to my Time Warner account to pay my RoadRunner bill.

I’d say I need a vacation, but I just got back from one.

2 comments May 25th, 2010

I’m in Utah…

…this morning, cialis generic patient I was here:

Tomorrow, I’ll be here:

5 comments May 20th, 2010

I heard a caller on NPR this morning claim Republicans steal elections…

…no one bothered asking him how the Democrats ended up in charge of Congress and the White House.

Maybe the Republicans are just incompetent election thieves?

Add comment May 17th, 2010

Whoever came up with the phrase “ugly Americans”…

…must never have met this one:

By the way, cialis generic for sale how astonishing is it that less than ten years after 9/11, viagra canada cialis America has a President whose father was a Muslim and a Miss USA whose family practices Islam?

(But don’t let that fool you, according to the folks on the Left, we’re all still a bunch of bigots.)

6 comments May 17th, 2010

I’ll start agonizing…

…over the privacy rights of animals, viagra pharmacy right after I stop eating them.

1 comment May 13th, 2010

Sure you can get high, just not within 25-feet of a building?

I find it very odd that people are talking so much about legalizing Marijuana at a time when smoking itself is banned pretty much everywhere.

Add comment May 12th, 2010

If we’re going to stop making books out of paper…

…maybe we should make sculptures out of it instead?

Yes, viagra sale unhealthy for sale the Eckmans make realistic sculptures out of paper.

Add comment May 11th, 2010

Double Ds in 3-D?

Playboy `Readers Get 3-D Centerfold.

1 comment May 11th, 2010

Government logic

I just paid a Milwaukee parking ticket online.

By doing so, cialis sale sovaldi I saved the city from having to open the envelope, levitra confirm which fine was being paid, cialis making out a deposit ticket and sending the check to the bank.

And I paid an extra $2 for the privilege.

What a great way to encourage people to help make government more efficient!

(That was sarcasm in case you missed it.)

13 comments May 10th, 2010

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