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1 man, 0 wives, 9 children

I met a man, viagra buy discount today, viagra sale viagra who blithely told me he had nine children by many different woman.

I wasn’t sure whether to shake his hand or hand him a condom.

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I was sad to hear that Jack LaLanne died, today

But I was delighted to learn his wife’s name is Elaine LaLanne!

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I’ve slept with many dogs in my time…

…luckily, best cialis health none of them were actual dogs:

veterinary scientists say sleeping with your pets increases the chances of contracting everything from parasites to the plague.

via Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie in Your Bed Can Kill You.

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I always hated taking my shoes off in someone’s house

I understood why people wanted me to, viagra buy sovaldi but it always left me feeling naked and undefended.

Of course, mind nowadays, recipe hardly anyone asks me to remove my wheels when I come in.

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President Obama is so convinced of the central role of government…

…that he apparently thinks businesses don’t even know they need to compete without the government telling them to.

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When I was young I was melodramatic

Now all that’s left is the mellow.

2 comments January 21st, 2011

I guess I shouldn’t tell them I just got another face cord

“A wood-burning fire in the city is a ridiculous luxury — we would never have put it in ourselves, cialis usa cialis ” said Mr. Arpels, best viagra stuff grandson of one of the founders of Van Cleef & Arpels and the former managing partner of Netto Collection, a baby furniture company bought by Maclaren. “In the city, it doesn’t make sense to burn fires, because it’s inefficient and it’s polluting.”

via The Love Affair With the Fireplace Cools – NYTimes.com.

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My friend, James T. Harris…

…in his own words.

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It was my birthday, today

And, discount viagra advice as usual, I am left with the nagging feeling that somehow I didn’t enjoy it as much as I could have.

6 comments January 19th, 2011

What do you know…

…there is a devil:

When labor was induced and a baby was born, discount cialis decease Dr. Gosnell would kill it by cutting into its neck and severing its spinal cord in a process he referred to as “snipping.” In one case involving a 17-year-old who was 30 weeks pregnant, cialis sale prostate prosecutors said, Dr. Gosnell induced labor, severed the fetus’s spine and put the body in a shoe box. “The doctor joked that the baby was so big, ‘he could walk me to the bus stop,’ ” the document said.

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