Thinking as a Libertarian, I’d be happy to throw open the borders, tomorrow

Thinking as a historian, I remember what happened to the Native Americans when they had a similar policy.

1 comment January 30th, 2013

What’s wrong with you people?

Don’t you know that closing Guantánamo doesn’t matter at all…until about eight minutes after a Republican becomes President again (if that ever happens in my lifetime).

1 comment January 29th, 2013

I hear Beyonce lip-synced the National Anthem at Barack Obama’s Inauguration

I wonder if she used a teleprompter, too?

4 comments January 23rd, 2013

Remember when people said John McCain probably wouldn’t make it through his first term as President because he was too old

He’s still alive isn’t he?

1 comment January 21st, 2013

Since I just bought this case for my iPhone

I really hope this Mummy isn’t cursed:

White Mummy i5 | Loop Attachment Co..

Add comment January 11th, 2013

I’m pretty sure most of the lawyers I know…

…graduated from here:

Monsters University.

1 comment January 2nd, 2013

Happy New Year!

I’m spending my New Year’s Day driving from Buffalo to Milwaukee.

I hope your day is at least as interesting.

Add comment January 1st, 2013

I actually don’t find this that comforting

Pentagon: A Human Will Always Decide When a Robot Kills You | Danger Room | Wired.com.

Add comment November 27th, 2012

Eve gave Adam an apple cursing him with knowledge

And now children give teachers apples to thank them for knowledge.

2 comments November 26th, 2012

Did anyone else notice that Barack Obama did to Mitt Romney…

…what Mitt Romney did to Newt Gingrich?

3 comments November 22nd, 2012