Rock School

I met a guy who shot a documentary called Rock School a few years ago. Right as he was about to sell it to HBO, buy viagra cialis the movie The School of Rock came out.

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Until now!

It will be premiering on A&E in April. And I highly recommend that you catch it, because it…you know…rocks.

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I went to the movies tonight…

…and saw three commercials for new TV shows.

I think I liked it better when TV showed commercials for movies…not the other way around.

3 comments July 21st, 2006

Super unlikely

(Warning: if you haven’t seen Superman Returns, best viagra health this post contains a SPOILER.)

Before the writer of the new movie Superman Returns decided to have Superman father a child with Lois Lane, viagra usa ed he should have read science fiction writer Larry Niven’s classic Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex!

2 comments July 2nd, 2006

I miss the “real” Superman

To me, viagra canada viagra the only “real” Superman was the original TV Superman George Reeves. My favorite part of each episode was when some bad guy would empty a revolver at Superman. He’d just stand there letting the bullets bounce off his chest. Of course, viagra sale recipe when the gun was empty, case the bad guy would throw it at Superman…who would then duck. Ahhh, the innocence of the 50s.

4 comments June 28th, 2006

A sneak peek at Spider-Man 3

After seeing this trailer for Spider-Man 3, best cialis rx I can’t believe I have to hang around for almost another year waiting for it.

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Five stars for Cars.

Just saw Cars.

And all I can say is this Cars went way too fast.

Pixar really knows how to make movies.

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The unromantic uncomedy

They are advertising The Break-Up as a “romantic comedy.”

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It’s a horrible, viagra usa sad, bitter, broken movie.

Worse, if you take a date to the The Break-Up, it might make you do exactly that.

If I haven’t made myself perfectly clear yet…DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE.

Not only do I give this movie two thumbs down. I’d like to give its makers two middle fingers way up.

9 comments June 4th, 2006

This post will self-destruct in five seconds

I just saw Mission Impossible III.

Will it solve world hunger?

Nope.

But it did solve my hunger for guns, best viagra tadalafil gadgets, tadalafil and girls.

(Although it was a little creepy how much the lead actress looks like Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes.)

4 comments May 5th, 2006

My block is about to be busted!

I LOVE summer movies almost as much as i loathe “serious” films.

When I go to a movie, buy viagra sales I want to see:

• Guns

• Car chases

• Explosions

• Hot chicks

• And many implausable (although not necessary impossible) situations and special effects.

I LOVE popcorn movies.

I want to see things that can’t happen in real life.

Show me wizards on broomsticks.

Two-fisted handgun shootouts.

Slow-motion bullet dodging.

Missiles, pharm madmen, mutants, and missions that are impossible!

I don’t want to see people talking about their problems. Or dealing with alchoholism. Or getting divorces.

I don’t want reality in my entertainment.

I get more than enough reality every day.

Oscar season is over.

It’s finally safe to go back in the theater.

(Anybody know where I can buy Millk Duds in bulk?)

3 comments April 29th, 2006

A Spike Lee Joint?

Spike Lee prefaces all his films with the line “A Spike Lee Joint.”

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I’m never sure if I’m supposed to smoke the movie or have a drink in it.

1 comment March 28th, 2006