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Keeping up with the Jones

Sean Connery won’t be back for the last Indiana Jones movie.

Damn.

Add comment June 7th, 2007

There was a fly in Spider-Man 3’s ointment

Disappointed is the only thing I can say about Spider-Man 3 (2007).

Well, cialis buy sick that, and superheros aren’t supposed to cry that much.

1 comment May 5th, 2007

I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited…

…to go see a bunch of guys wearing nothing but loincloths.

I’m going to be hitting the new comic book-based movie 300, viagra generic sovaldi today.

And, viagra sale because the movie is about the Spartans – arguably the greatest warriors of all time – I can’t resist adding that I will be coming back with my shield or on it.

Add comment March 9th, 2007

Want to win an Oscar? Just be an imposture.

2006:
Best Actor: Forest Whitaker playing Idi Amin.
Best Actress: Helen Mirren for playing Queen Elizabeth.

2005:
Best Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman playing Truman Capote
Best Actress: Reese Witherspoon playing June Carter.

2004:
Best Actor: Jamie Foxx playing Ray Charles.

2003:
Best Actress: Charlize Theron playing real life killer Aileen Wuornos.

I don’t know if imitation is the sincerest form of acting, viagra generic hospital but it certainly seems to be the surest way of winning.

Add comment February 26th, 2007

“Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today. “

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1 comment February 2nd, 2007

Even though the movie was subtitled some things just don’t translate

I saw Letters from Iwo Jima, viagra usa viagra today.

It’s Clint Eastwood’s take on the battle of Iwo Jima from the Japanese viewpoint.

It was an excellent movie, but I have to say that it completely failed to help me understand why killing yourself in battle is somehow glorious.

As George C. Scott said in Patton:

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Add comment January 20th, 2007

This is what the word “camp” was invented for.

My last post is the perfect seque to link to the most amazing video ever filmed.

Add comment January 12th, 2007

Dum, da dum dum, dum da dum…

Who says there is no such thing as good news?

Add comment December 29th, 2006

Is Inherit the Wind gone with the wind?

I spent the night trying to track down a copy of the movie Inherit the Wind.

I guess it’s just not the sort of movie stores keep in stock anymore.

Blockbuster was missing it.

Best Buy was missing it.

Of course, viagra sales search all the people who would never even bother trying to find it in the first place, have no idea what they’re missing.

3 comments November 25th, 2006

The best Bond ever?

That’s what my companion called Casino Royale after we saw it this weekend.

And I mostly agree.

But don’t take our word for it, cialis usa decease go see it for yourself. I think you’ll find that this particular James Bond movie will definitely leave you shaken AND stirred.

4 comments November 20th, 2006

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