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Milwaukee crime drops 17% in 2009

Which means there is a 100% chance that the Police Chief responsible, discount viagra illness Edward Flynn, will be leaving us for a city like Chicago, Boston, LA or New York sooner rather than later.

Add comment April 16th, 2009

Performing an autopsy…

…on the baby who died after being left alone in a van yesterday is a good thing.

It was 50 degrees, generic cialis sick yesterday, it’s very suspicious that the baby died after only 4 hours inside a van in that weather.

2 comments April 10th, 2009

I thought newspapers were supposed to print…

…well, best viagra viagra you know, buy viagra and news:

Study finds millions in waste at Milwaukee Public Schools

I mean, that wasn’t really “news” to anybody, right?

Add comment April 9th, 2009

In this time of recession…

…Wisconsin is doing what businesses everywhere are doing and charging you more for less.

Wait…that doesn’t seem right.

Add comment April 9th, 2009

Just started following…

…Milwaukee’s alternative paper, discount cialis cialis the Shepherd Express on Twitter.

Now, I can see if it’s possible to be as clueless in 140 characters as you can be in an entire printed tabloid.

2 comments March 26th, 2009

I had the pleasure of meeting two people last night…

…that I’ve wanted to meet for a while:

You know things are tough out there

When robbers are robbing robbers:

Two men who robbed a south side jewelry store Wednesday morning didn’t get far after swiping money and jewelry from the business, cialis generic site Milwaukee police said.

As they left the store in the 1100 block of W. Historic Mitchell St. about 10:50 a.m., viagra canada sovaldi sale the two robbers – at least one of whom had a handgun – were met by a group of at least four men who robbed them, Lt. Thomas Welch said.

Add comment March 19th, 2009

Truth in advertising

Maybe you’ve seen the new Wisconsin tourism logo:

In the interest of accuracy, buy viagra sovaldi I suggest the following modification:

2 comments March 16th, 2009

So what the hell happened at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel?

They’ve been doing phenomenal work, viagra sales ambulance lately.

Starting the with the bisphenol A plastics series, medicine and continuing through this weekend’s story on criminal mortgage lenders, medicine they’ve been doing exactly what a newspaper should do.

Hell, even their editorials have been a little less crazy lately.

It’s like the closer the paper comes to going out of business, the better they get.

I hope it’ll be enough to keep them in business. At this point, they actually deserve it.

6 comments March 16th, 2009

March Meter Madness

I bet most of you haven’t even noticed that some downtown parking went from $1 an hour to $1 & 50 cents. (That’s a 50% increase for those of you who don’t want to do the math.)

That’s because the fairly new electronic meters make it easy to hike the parking fee incrementally and invisibly.

On a related note, viagra clinic a friend of mine parked down the street from one of these monstrosities the other day and by the time she walked to the machine where she could pay, diagnosis a cop was back at her car writing her a ticket.

I am really beginning to hate those meters with an unmeasurable passion.

2 comments March 11th, 2009

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