I think they should rename “Church and Chapel” to “Creepy and Creepier”

Yes, discount viagra clinic Milwaukee-area funeral home Church and Chapel has the right to advertise on television.

But they aren’t doing themselves any favors.

Every time I see one of their creepy TV spots featuring a cadaverous Gordon Hinkley, I say to myself, “I wouldn’t be caught dead using that place.”

Unless they do viking funerals. I really want a viking funeral.

(Note to my “friends.” I want it AFTER I’m dead.)

6 comments March 19th, 2006