How do you know when you have too many laws?

When throwing snowballs is illegal.

Which it is in South Milwaukee, discount viagra decease Cudahy, cialis usa St. Francis, Glendale, Whitefish Bay, Town of Fredonia, Muskego, Village of Sussex, Brookfield, Cedarburg and Burlington according to a story in Sunday’s Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

(Can you still claim you live in the “land of the free” when even throwing snowballs is against the law?)

I couldn’t find Wauwatosa listed, so I’ll presume it’s still legal to host an occasional snow ball brawl in my backyard.

In fact, I think I’m going to invite some lawmakers from South Milwaukee, Cudahy, St. Francis, Glendale, Whitefish Bay, Town of Fredonia, Muskego, Village of Sussex, Brookfield, Cedarburg and Burlington for a visit.

Then I’m going to wack them upside the heads with the biggest snowballs I can make.

6 comments February 19th, 2006